Ok, I'm going to start with this because it is beyond ridiculous. The NHL needs to do 3 things quickly:
#1. Get rid of Bettman (self explanatory)
#2. Get rid of the shootout
#3. STOP HAVING AMERICANS WRITE ON THEIR SITE!
The brilliant report you are about to see is by one John Dellapina, stating that these playoffs so far are better than the olympics, and might be the best hockey of all time....
You are saying to me that Canada vs Russia is not as entertaining as Washington vs Montreal, or New Jersey vs Philadelphia!? You would rather watch Washington play zero defence, give away the puck like it is their job and then win on their forwards instead of a Sidney Crosby overtime winner!?! You want to see a 4th line of Moen, Metropolit, and Gorges in Montreal when Canada's 4th line is Morrow, Perry, and Getzlaf!?! This guy is pretty much the Glen Beck of hockey, who let this guy on here!?
But enough complaining, Americans will be always ruining hockey until global warming takes our ponds from us. But what about these playoff series?
Eastern Conference
#1 Washington vs #8 Montreal (Series tied 1-1)
What we've learned: Halak is actually pretty good and Theodore sucks. Wait, we already knew that. Oh, and Washington can't defend? Yup, knew that too. The only thing we have learnt from this series is just how WEAK the east is, cause Washington has some SERIOUS wholes. Expect these two to split in Montreal, past that who knows.
#2 New Jersey vs #7 Philadelphia (Philadelphia leads 2-1)
What We've Learned: Kovalchuk is obviously a cancer in the dressing room. He leaves Atlanta, they start to win, comes to New Jersey, and they start to lose. I still think New Jersey has the horses to win this series, count on it in 7.
#3 Buffalo vs #6 Boston (Series tied 1-1)
What We've Learned: One of the most entertaining series so far if you like the physicality of the playoffs. But Buffalo minus Thomas Vanek could mean a quicker than expected exit. Boston has a serious advantage.
#4 Pittsburgh vs #5 Ottawa (Pittsburgh leads 2-1)
What We've Learned: Pittsburgh can be beaten too, but not again by Ottawa. No Michalek, and Spezza being booed at home? That equation means Senators fans have seen the last victory of the year for their team. (But hey, at least they got one?)
Western Conference
#1 San Jose vs #8 Colorado (Colorado leads 2-1)
What We've Learned: 3 things sum up the first 3 games of this series. Craig Anderson, Dan Boyle, Choke. If that game 3 winner isn't a sign that Colorado is going to win this series, I have no idea what is.
#2 Chicago vs #7 Nashville (Series tied 1-1)
What We've Learned: Pekke Rinne is massively underrated, but he doesn't have consistant enough scoring to win this series. Kane grows a dirty mullet.
#3 Vancouver vs #6 Los Angeles (Series tied 1-1)
What We've Learned: The Kings are for real, and so is Henrik Sedin! Problem is, Jonathan Quick is seeing EVERYTHING, if Vancouver can get more traffic in front of him, this series is over soon.
#4 Pheonix vs #5 Detroit (Pheonix leads 2-1)
What We've Learned: This one will go back and forth til Game 7. But no Shane Doan probably means no Coyotes victory.
In other fun news....
#1. Looks like the Coyotes are staying in Pheonix, as Jerry Moyes looks like the likely buyer. BUT Nashville has said they will be in the city til 2012, where after? (There is still hope Winnipeg)
#2. Martin St.Louis has mentioned that if Tampa Bay doesn't win next year, he could go elsewhere. (And yes, I already have a Toronto Maple Leafs Martin St.Louis jersey. Why do you ask?)
#3. (Note this is not a joke) At the end of their final home game, the Florida Panthers released confetti onto the ice. Celebrating what you might ask? Well 13th in the East sounds about good, a lottery pick maybe? Because at #4 in the draft, they are probably picking a defender. All hail hockey in south Florida!
Now for some videos....
Andy Sutton: Biggest hit I've ever seen? Check. (No pun intended)
Our Green friends in Vancouver
Alright Pheonix, this was nice